Rambling in my head:
OMG you are missing both kids’ Halloween festivities at their schools. You are a crap mom.
I suck at life.
Wait a minute. I just went to Ethan’s awards ceremony and this week I will go to Ellie’s parent conference.
I don’t have 100% attendance but I probably have a solid 80-85%.
If I was a dad that would be rock star status. Why do mothers stress over this crap?
Yeah. I need to start thinking like a man.
Rock star at 20%. Legend at 80%.
(too much over-analyzing happens in my head)